December 2011
52 posts
Found my first grey hair just now....
…is it terrible that it made me want to cry?
Watchfunnyordie:
Maury Guest Thinks Tom from MySpace is the Father
MySpace is finally relevant again!
This is amazing.
“Elmo loves you Miss Terry”
– Exclusive excerpt from tomorrow’s interview. (via nprfreshair)
TERRY: Gross.
ELMO: You no like Elmo?
TERRY: No, that’s my surname. Gross.
ELMO (sadly declarative): You no like Elmo.
TERRY: No, I love Elmo!
ELMO: Why you called Elmo “gross”?
TERRY: I did not, of course. (Goes to hug...
Stop spending time with the wrong people. – Life is too short to spend time with people who suck the happiness out of you. If someone wants you in their life, they’ll make room for you. You shouldn’t have to fight for a spot. Never, ever insist yourself to someone who continuously overlooks your worth. And remember, it’s not the people that stand by your side when you’re at your best, but the...
Seven high school wrestlers from my hometown got suspended for seven days for “mushroom stamping.” If you have a dirty mind you can probably guess what that is. If not, google it.
Why would you ever ever want to do that???
Boys are stupid.
“If Newt Gingrich is the smartest guy in the room, leave that room.”
– Joe Scarborough (via politicalprof)
“That’s opposed to my critics, who think I’ve been this radical socialist.”
– President BARACK OBAMA, wryly replying to 60 Minutes correspondent Steve Kroft telling him that many of his supporters are somewhat disillusioned. (via inothernews)
hell-bent or heaven-sent: Such weird questions.... →
oakcity:
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greengrey:
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dariadixon:
1:Do you sleep with your closet doors open or closed? 2:Do you take the shampoos and conditioner bottles from hotel? 3:Do you sleep with your sheets tucked in or out? 4:Have you ever stolen a street sign before? 5:Do you…
I don’t know that I have enough followers for one of these here things, but I’m...
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The World-Famous Architect
incidentalcomics:
heh.
“At the end of the day, we are a family and that’s important. The catch is that...”
– CANDACE GINGRICH-JONES, the half-sister of Newt Gingrich and who is gay, on why she will “work really, really hard to make sure President Obama is re-elected” in 2012.
She made the remarks during last night’s Rachel Maddow Show.
(via the New York Daily News)
Anthony Bourdain: DARK PASSAGE →
anthonybourdain:
What do Norah Jones, Christopher Walken, the band “ ****edUp”, Vegan Black Metal Chef, Sam Brown, nightmare of Eastern European folklore Krampus, the Catalonian Pooping Log, Dave Arnold, chefs Lidia Bastianich, April Bloomfield, Kurt Gutenbrunner, Eder Montero, Alexandra Raij, Carlos Llaguno…
This sounds so epic. I don’t make a point of ever missing Anthony...
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Watchthedailywhat:
PSA of the Day: CollegeHumor has teamed up with the cast of Community, er, I mean the students of Greendale, to ask for your help in saving Community. I mean Greendale.
Think about it: Would you really want to go on living in a world without Greendale?
I mean Community.
[collegehumor.]
#SaveCommunity #SixSeasonsAndAMovie
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